hod-the-blind:

dx11:

mancermechro:

not sure why people don’t automatically say “shapeshifting” when asked what they want their superpower to be. you could become anyone you want. even fictional characters. anyone. cosplay would always be spot-on. dysphoria wouldn’t exist. perfection

rob a bank and disguise yourself as a stray pen lying on a shelf when the cops come

A pen with a shit ton of money lying next to it.

Fuck that! Just disguise yourself as a bank and wait for people to just come and put their money into you!

0 Effort required.

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waltgifs:

werethefrigginwinchestersboys:

Reasons not to go outside:

  1. Ruffians
  2. Thugs
  3. Poison ivy
  4. Quick sand
  5. Cannibals
  6. Snakes
  7. The plague
  8. Large bugs
  9. Men with pointy teeth
  10. I’ll say no more. I’ll just upset you.

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of-mice-and-myn:

oh my god what just happened

of-mice-and-myn:

oh my god what just happened

(Source: evaaaaaaaaa)

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adorkoftheworld:

tonyfromstatefarm:

me participating in a group project

WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD

adorkoftheworld:

tonyfromstatefarm:

me participating in a group project

WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD

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smartymartyfy:

my-patronus-is-obamas-face:

midget-banana:

hijackspace:

thehttydblog:

modern-hiccup:

Me and my sibling can go from

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to

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in like three seconds 

#MY LIFE

on a scale from disney to dreamworks what’s your sibling relationship

MARVEL

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I wish I had siblings

Same…

"Sometimes I wish I had siblings, then I see all the fighting and I think what the hell was I on about?

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That happened yesterday…

That happened yesterday…

Doomsday could have gone very differently…

You see this? It’s a metaphor; we post so many lies on tumblr that nobody will ever believe the poor sods who tell the truth.

I really want a Sherlock minisode where Sherlock and John are solving some crime in (e.g.) America, and, back in London, Lestrade and Molly and Mrs Hudson have to solve a crime themselves.

Idk, I just think that would be nice.

i-do-the-weird-stuff:

who-even-wrote-this:

Am I the only one who knows today was supposed to be the day we put tally marks on our arms to remember Impossible Astronaut/Day of the Moon?

Everyone else seems to have…forgotten…

I think it’s the 23rd? Because that was when The Impossible Astronaut aired? I’m not sure anymore..

Well I had it marked in my phone’s calendar and…I can’t really…remember why…

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